Okay. I can do this. Flash Fiction, 100 words or less. Go:
The slender elf leafed through the tavern’s gift shop rack. “Does liking this make me vain?” she asked, holding up a pair of tights.77 words. Not bad. Nailed all the prompts, too. Now, I just need to put a link in BBB's post comments.
“It says juicy on the butt,” was the dry reply from the dwarf.
“You’re right, it doesn’t hold a torch to the ones with the see-through star.”
The dwarf rolled her eyes. “Why don’t you just get one that says ‘shaft please?’”
The elf shot her a puzzled look. “Where’s that one hidden?”