Breaking News here! Read all about it! Warlocks to get trans-gender pet trick.
... Wait. That sounds wrong. Let's try again:
Warlocks pets going bi!
... Nope. Still too shock-jock for me.
Exit Poll Results: Half of Warlocks pets everywhere to undergo sex-change operation! Request equal rights.
Warlocks: Now with Succubi and Incubi.
... Seriously, there is no such thing as a male Succubus. And why does the plural of Incubus trip my spellchecker.
Furthermore, what's a female blueberri going to look like? Voidwalkeress, sorry. My bad.
And how about the Impress? Impressive? HA! Pun!
Doomguard could go both ways. Yep, I always suspected that of the big guy. I mean have you seen him thrust?
Do Felpups have a gender? I mean, where are the... never mind.
The Infernal is going to have to get rid of some stones.
Felguard? Try Felgarter.
Okay, that's enough. Seriously. It's Monday.
If you haven't seen every Warlock blogger ever reporting that we may potentially see male and female version of our demons soon... well I don't know what to tell you. I feel truly blessed to have a such a 'locky lock on your eyes, I guess.
If you need me, I'll be in my Shadow Labs, buying stock in demonic surgical outfits.
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