10 Minutes Before The Ceremony...Priest: "Do you, warlock, take this paladin to be your wife, to follow and to cherish, in disease and fully cleansed, as long as ye both shall have the ability to be resurrected?"
Fulguralis: "I do."
Priest: "And do you, paladin, take this roguish warlock to be your husband, to shield and to defend, in corruption and when soul stoned, as long as ye both shall have the ability to be resurrected?
Fuubaar: "I do."
Priest: "Really? I mean, he IS a warlock?"
*Fuubaar glares at the priest*
Priest: *holds up hands* "Fine, fine. Then by the Light, I do declare thee to be soulbound, for eternity. What the Light has joined, must no human, elf, dwarf, gnome, orc, draenai, undead, troll, tauren, dragon, random beast, plant creature, dungeon slime..."
Other Priest: "Skip a bit, brother."
Priest: "Right... What the Light has joined must no being separate!"
Introducing Mr. and Mrs.
Congrats to the Fu's! Anyone call you that IRL yet?
ReplyDeleteI better have been the priest of honor!
ReplyDeleteHa, but of course :-).
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