Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Important Public Service Anouncement!

would like to talk to you today about something that is very serious and hits home for a lot of tanks. It has been something that all tanking classes deal with and not just in the recent 4.0.3 patch. Rumors of it date back to early Alpha testing in Vanilla and it is no laughing matter.

I would like to talk to you about Helmet Hair.

This pandemic has affected everyone in some way or another. After an epic battle with a mighty internet dragon, you walk out of the blazing inferno when your Raid Leader shouts “Screen Shot time!” You proudly saunter over with beads of sweat racing down your face and glory pulsing through your veins. You stand next to that cute warlock and remove your helmet only to find that it’s matted to your face and completely disheveled. The warlock glares at you and starts rolling on the floor laughing. “Hey everyone! Check out Helmet Hair over here!” The moment those words escape his very mouth, you notice that nine sets of beady eyes are fixated on you.

Helmet Hair is a serious condition and should not be taken lightly. Talk to your local barber shop and ask for Goblin Helmet Hair Away Shampoo.

Side Effects may include: Itching, Burning, spontaneous explosions, hair loss, weight gain, and your plate armor to deteriorate rapidly during combat.

If you suffer from Helmet Hair, you don’t have to wait any longer. Get your Goblin Helmet Hair Away Shampoo Today!


  1. That's why I tank as a druid bear. No helmet hair at all. :)

  2. I hear you get wicked hair matting though ;-)

    Have your hunter who tamed you comb you out once in a while!

  3. Ah the beauty of wearing cloth. The sweat absorption factor is key. Just killer on the dry-cleaning bills. Once through with [Fine Toothed Comb] and you're often good.